RECESSION PROOF

Now I understand the Economy is suppose to be bad or that's what the media tells us but seems to me that I've always been eating these damn off brand foods like, "O's" instead of Cheerio's but now that a few Rich people might have to do it we in a RECESSION? Don't get me started, But now it to the point to where Strippers are having Job Fairs! yes I said it J.O.B Fairs!! Yes I do support the Arts from time to time so I understand. Magic City Mondays are helping this unemployment rate our country has going on, Thank you.. Well this is what a Strip clubs all across the world especially in the Atl (Black Mecca) are doing Holding Job Fairs and here's the Article that was posted in the News. As a bartender and trainer at a national restaurant chain, Rebecca Brown earned a couple thousand dollars in a really good week. Now, as a dancer at Chicago’s Pink Monkey gentleman’s club, she makes almost that much in one good night.

The tough job market is prompting a growing number of women across the country to dance in strip clubs, appear in adult movies or pose for magazines like Hustler.

STRIP CLUB HOLDS JOB FAIR

Employers across the adult entertainment industry say they’re seeing an influx of applications from women who, like Brown, are attracted by the promise of flexible schedules and fast cash. Many have college degrees and held white-collar jobs until the economy soured.

“You’re seeing a lot more beautiful women who are eligible to do so many other things,” said Gus Poulos, general manager of New York City’s Sin City gentleman’s club. He said he got 85 responses in just one day to a recent job posting on Craigslist.

get off my PHONE!!!

Why is it that Women get so upset when they are hung up on via a phone conversation? I just don't get it I mean how much harm could this person have done to your ego that you'd actually get stressed and irate because you got hung up on? Or Better yet why is it that Women take rejection harder than men? My thought or Hypothesis for my educated people, is that Men have been getting rejected all our lives from women that we may want but most women are the ones being chased so they have the option of denying or accepting so when they are denied I think it's like a blow. Tell me your thought please and thank you.

Stripper to HOusewife can that be done?

Since the beginning of time men have been Lusting and partaking in Strippers. Many know that a stripper is one foot to being a high price ho but yet and still many want her from themselves forever. Which brings me to this Question (in my Mack daddy voice, "Can you turn a Stripper into a Housewife? This is an article I read and It seems I'm not the only one wondering.

Blame it on T-Pain and other down south rappers for making strippers the next hottest thing on the block. Plus Kanye has made it cool to bring your stripper in front the flashing lights and non-stripper women are hating extra hard on this new trend.

The lure of strippers will likely never die, but my question is can you turn a stripper into a housewife or is she just for fun and games?

The quote below was extracted from a working stripper herself who has a thing to say about “normal” chicks hating on men preferring strippers, she said,

“How many times does your boyfriend have to ask you to take ALL your clothes off in the bedroom. how many times during sex do you have to turn the lights back off after he has tried to keep them on? when is the last time you took a hand mirror and looked at your "lady parts"? obviously you wont answer these questions out loud honestly, but dont blame the answers to these questions on STRIP. your mind is closed.”

Are “normal” chicks to close minded to satisfy the needs of her man to keep him from straying?

Date Submitted: 3/26/2009 2:13 PM
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PostedBy: Dimewars staff

Dreams

Good Morning!! Have you ever had a Dream or nightmare that Felt so real that you swear you can touch and feel every thing in it? I must have been seriously tired and went to bed watching First 48 the Crime investigation show where every tells on themselves and the police look like big shot for solving the case. But anyway, I went to sleep and had a Nightmare I went to prison for 30 yrs!! "Yes" 30 damn years! And I had a chance to Escape cause for some odd reason I was doing repairs on a home and had an opportunity to escape and all I could think about was my kids. I woke up looking around the room like damn I'm glad that was a Nightmare and not real because I would be in Mexico right now running from the law. Well Tell me have you ever had a Dream or Nightmare that seemed real or even one that actually came true like you seen the future. That's actually happen to me before.

Thank you Jesus

Cleveland man kills self after murdering wife, 4 others
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Cleveland police say the man wanted for murdering his new wife and four other family members has killed himself while holed up in a house, The Plain Dealer reports.

Davon Crawford, 33, shot himself about 4:20 p.m. ET after being cornered by police. He was wanted for gunning down Lechea Crawford, 30, whom he married Monday; her sister, Rose Stevens, 25; and three of her children, Destiny Woods, 5, and 2-year-old twins Deon and Davion Primm.

A 7-year-old boy remains hospitalized. Crawford's 2-month old daughter was unharmed.

Police said they don't yet know what sparked the killings.

Crawford had a long criminal record, the Plain Dealer says. He served time for manslaughter after killing a man in a 1995 dispute over a girlfriend, and in 2002 he returned to prison after pleading guilty to felony assault with a firearm, endangering children and other charges.

Posted by Michael Winter at 06:24 PM/ET, March 06, 2009 in Crime | Permalink

Lord Strike this Dude please

(CNN) -- A man suspected of killing five members of his family and wounding another on Thursday committed suicide after police surrounded him in a house, police in Cleveland, Ohio, said Friday.
Police say Davon Crawford, 33, killed his new wife, her sister and three children.

Police say Davon Crawford, 33, killed his new wife, her sister and three children.

Acting on a tip, police surrounded the house and then entered it after seeing a man who matched the description of suspect Davon Crawford briefly step outside, police spokesman Lt. Thomas Stacho said.

"They confronted the male hiding in a bathroom," Stacho said. "When he spotted the agents, then he took his own life."

Cleveland police launched a manhunt Thursday for Crawford, 33, suspected of killing his new wife, Lechea Crawford, 30; her sister, Rose Stevens, 25; and three of Stevens' children, Destiny Woods, 5, and 2-year-old twins Dion and Davion Primm.

A 7-year-old boy was shot and hospitalized, Julie Short, a spokeswoman for MetroHealth Medical Center, said Friday. The boy's grandfather told CNN affiliate WEWS that the boy was in stable condition and talking after having been shot in the shoulder.

A fourth child, a 12-year-old boy, managed to escape, WKYC reported.

The Cleveland Plain Dealer also reported that a 2-month-old girl, the daughter of Davon and Lechea Crawford, escaped the shooting unharmed and is being cared for.

Police began searching for Crawford, 33, Thursday night after receiving a call around 8 p.m. to the upper floor of a duplex.

"It looks like it was some type of domestic argument that sparked this tragedy," Police Chief Michael McGrath said Friday

Reality sets in

Well Unless you have been living under a Rock you have heard about the men that were lost at sea. Well I was thinking about that situation while I was in the shower (no homo) and thought about what If I was out there would I survive the elements, and predators of the sea? I was thinking damn, all that water and no land for Miles, Freezing water and I'm in the Gulf of Mexico shark infested water. Well while thinking all this the water gets cold in the shower and woke me outta my, "I wonder" Mode. Umm I don't know if I would've survived that seeing how quick I got out the shower when the water turned cold. Well here's the update from Sandrarose.com that made alot of sense to me to why they could not hold on to the boat.

Medical Minute: Why Only One Boater Survived
Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Yesterday, loyal member KaraZ requested a follow-up post on the four missing boaters after she read reports that three of the men removed their life vests and simply drifted off. She thought there was something fishy going on.

In reality, it is a miracle that one of the men survived. At the time the boaters went missing, the temperature of the water in the Gulf of Mexico was an average of 64 degrees. The normal body temperature is 98.6. Any deviation in either direction of that range can result in the break down of vital bodily functions, leading to death.

As you know, if your temperature drops too far below normal, the brain sends a signal to the body to begin shivering — which in turn brings your body temperature back up due to the friction of the muscles.

But if you are exposed to the cold for a prolonged period of time, the shivering eventually stops. Once the shivering stops, confusion begins to set in and the patient loses his ability to think and speak clearly. In a last ditch effort to keep the vital organs (such as the heart, lungs, liver and kidneys) warm, the brain shunts warm blood away from the hands and feet and into the core of the body.

When the blood leaves the hands they become numb making it impossible to perform simple tasks such as holding onto the side of a boat.

Women cheat Too they just do it better

Well, Well, Well, what do we have here? See We men always get the "What did we do?" question when stuff goes wrong in a relationship but what happens when it's her fault? I bet it'll be what did he do to make her do that. hahaha! Some women never accept responsibility. Nicole was cheating on the footballer for some time now and Michael surely had the clue. Her secret lover is Universal Records A&R exec Demetrius Spencer and Michael knew exactly how to catch her red-handed. So he got a tracking device installed in her car.

Things came to a head Feb. 20, after Spencer and Murphy took her Range Rover to a luxury dealership in Thousand Oaks, Calif.. Mechanics quickly discovered the tracking apparatus. “This is the second tracking device he’s had put in her car,” one source said. “This one was found behind the front dashboard.” Murphy and Spencer went to have lunch while the tracer — which one source said provided up-to-the-minute location status — was removed. Seconds later, Strahan barged into the garage, “yelling and screaming,” a source said. Spotting Murphy’s car with the tracking device exposed, Strahan walked over, ripped it off the dashboard and stormed out of the shop. Now, problem occurred when Nicole found out about the bug in a garage. The couple called it off after that.

Using the excuse of “business trips,” a source said, Spencer and Murphy would jet off to exotic getaways in the Caribbean and Mexico. Murphy also began to suspect Strahan was checking up on her. There were “too many instances where he knew where she was,” said a source.

Although, Nicole now regrets the situation as she says that Michael had become very close to her kids from a previous marriage.

She came to the limelight after her marriage with actor and comedian Eddie Murphy. The couple have five children and they broke up around three years ago. She started dating Strahan in November 2007 after they met in a charity fundraiser event.

This lady sure has a soft corner for everyone! She still likes Eddie, can’t be away from Strahan and loves vacationing with Spencer.

McEmergency

MARCH 3--Angered that her local McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food "emergency." Latreasa Goodman, 27, last Saturday called police to complain that a cashier--citing a McDonald's all sales are final policy--would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one." Goodman noted, "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," according to the below Fort Pierce Police Department report. That logic, however, did not keep cops from citing Goodman for misusing the 911 system. Even after being issued a misdemeanor citation, Goodman contended, "this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency." The McDonald's devotee is seen at right in a mug shot snapped after a previous encounter with police. Last month, a Florida man was arrested after he called 911 to complain about his displeasure with a Burger King combo meal.