Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Who the Hell Left the Gate Open?

Well the Mean Morning is over and just when I think I'm over my anger I see some stuff on my lunch that gets me right back to the Mean. Well I'm taking my time waiting for my OH so healthy Wendys (Rat Burger) I mean cheese burger and re dropped stale fries and what do I see? Some young dudes with a grown ass man who are all dressed alike to me. I mean the young dudes are about mid teens and the grown ass man had to be about 30 and he look like he put on their clothes and they looking at me like I'm the odd ball here.. Well I was I guess, but it kinda reminds me of Sesame Street when they had the song, "One of these Kids are doing their own thing" well I was that kid today. But looking them up and down and seeing
this type of "Fuckery" It pains my soul because I myself a Grown ASS Man was Force in some sick ass way to glance at some dudes saggin pants and see draws (No homo) but that disturbed me. I started thinking damn do these dude think they are the coolest mutha-suckas in wendys right now? Of course the were'nt I was in there but still. Then I noticed the pretty woman behind the counter smiling and blushing since
she was being woo'd by "Mc. AssCheeks" and the"Assalicious crew" looking like a fake Bone thug and Harm"Somebody" . I was thinking, "Wow!" she's falling for this? But even Worst is My Lunch was starting to be over and I was not happy about them wasting My time trying to Mack on somebody over the Aroma of Fries, how romantic is that? Either way I spoke up saying in my most dominant ebonic voice, "Yo Dog! let a brotha get sometin (yes sometin) to eat?" I got that look like WTF? and was returned an acceptance/appology of, "My bad homie" The female behind the counter instantly got an attitude like I was in the wrong and with that Mean Morning attitude that probably has jumped on to her she asked for my order. After Receiving my food I left and was driving back thinking, Why did I have to use the Dominant ebonic Voice? because none of the guys actually looked intimidating they all looked like the village idiots posing as thugs or goons or whatever these lil dudes wanna be called now days. as a matter of fact they kinda looked like as intimidating as this picture
hahahahaha!!! Look at "Color me pink" hahaha!! I mean if I did see these guys in a dark alley I would run the other way in fear that they may be doing dirty thing to those Pipes in their hands. hahaha!! Well hey I think I'll leave you with a little something I thought about, "First we were Gangstas, G's, and Macks, then came Hustlaz, Playaz, and Pimps, and Now we're Dboyz, thugs and Goons seems like the only thing in common each one has in that lifestyle is they all die soon. Think about black Men getcha Mind right. Peace!!!

2 comments:

Short n Sassy said...

Often times "young black men" seem to think that the saggin pants and the "thug look" is what get's a woman's attention...well let me set the record clear..yes it gets attention alright but not of a classy, intelligent, sophisticated, I got my self together type of woman. That type of woman want desires more in life out of her man. Really who wants a man who can barley walk because he has to have his legs so far apart to keep the pants from falling, hope no one needs to make a run for anything because you won't get help by him he has to hold his pants with his hands hahaha. Society has painted the picture that saggin pants, boxers showing is the "hip hop, thug lovin thing" in fact in reality if these young men went to prison and sagged they will no longer be the man they would be the "His Man" black people we need to research style history... when men were in prison and their pants "sagged" it was an OPEN opportunity (YES HOMO!!!) A WOMAN likes the well dressed MAN, the kind that even when he has on the laid back jeans, t-shirt maybe a fitted he still looks like someone to take home to not your mom, but your grandmother...let a brotha put a nice suit on, not because he has a funeral to go to but because it's just the way he is...now that's something to look at... Were you the odd ball there or was it them,

FullyFocused2020 said...

I am feeling what you said Short N Sassy..